Another Amsterdam Sunday, God help us not another one.
Well good day to you all.
Be god if it isn't another Amsterdam Sunday already.
Got up at 10.10am and headed over to make the daily eggs (free range of course) No crossies today as the bakery is closed so we are on the bread also Organic. (tasted pretty shit)
Went on cleaning duty to day as there was a lot of cleaners and very little cleaning (reverse that) So me and my sis got our buckets and bags and headed off to clean Amsterdam Grass .
Grass is a small studio apartment but it seems to take ages to clean the little green devil.
1.5 hours later (23m2 / 230 sq feet) we are finally finished and we head off to our next one
Amsterdam HQ
Cleaning finished at 4.20pm and then coffee time followed by a joint and then back to office.
Duck feeding time, a little later than usual but they seemed glad to see me. They devoured all 4 larged sliced pans in record time.
Back in office.
8pm
All quite on the western front.
Nothing happening except Giuseppe has arrived in and went straight into cleaning and screaming modes. NO SMOKING in office.
He cleaned everywhere, vacuumed, removed all ashtrays, printed signs out and hung them all over the place NO SMOKING.
One sign reads ---NO SMOKING, anyone caught will be taken to fort smith and tied up with piano wire. Another has 4 pictures of people dying of cancer.
He has gone mad religious again, went to video club and rented out the 1977 remake of Jesus Christ (Robert Powell 6 hour version) God help us.
I have just visited the little boys room and he has a NO SMOKING poster hanging up over the toilet and others on the way into the office.
Where will it all end.
10.51PM
Just myself and Giuseppe in office "Just going to roll a smoke" Giuseppe informs me. He has banished all things connected to smoking up stairs to one of the new smoking zones he has created (Even God rested on the Sabbath) I told him.
NO SMOKING-- he shouted at several passers by outside on the street, they quickly crossed to the other side. He has stuck several of his posters up on the small poles out side of the office . Pollution Free Zone they read.
He has really flipped this time. He was on speed last night and I think he is still flying.
" I am too lazy to climb" he says. "Come on we both go roll" I say. I need a joint.
10.57
Smoking break. Back soon
11.51 pm
Nearly a one hour smoke break, no wonder we are broke. If I smoke 10 joints a day and they each average 1 hour . Add it up . It = get fuck all done. Well I did have a hot choc as well and a chat with the sister.
12.06 / 00.06 am
Giving up smoking from February 1st. Giuseppe has driven me to it. Either I commit suicide, murder or I give up smoking joints. I hate cigarettes. I love joints and I think they are quite fond of me also.
Maybe I could commit myself to the local mental hospital. I hear they have a few spaces since the head nurse went on a rampage last month and wiped out 12 inmates. I will apply and see that they say. Anything is better than living around a bible bashing, x chain smoking , (current smoker but not inhaling) , preaching , screaming (It's the Italian in him, they all shout really loud when talking)
psycho
Well it's me bed time 12.13. and I am off .
it's good bye from me and it's good bye from me.
Good Bye, until tomorrow. Sweet dreams. Unless your reading this during the day. NO DAY DREAMING .
Over and Out
Your friend and mine
Robbie Retard
The coolest retard in the west (Freezing outside)
Be god if it isn't another Amsterdam Sunday already.
Got up at 10.10am and headed over to make the daily eggs (free range of course) No crossies today as the bakery is closed so we are on the bread also Organic. (tasted pretty shit)
Went on cleaning duty to day as there was a lot of cleaners and very little cleaning (reverse that) So me and my sis got our buckets and bags and headed off to clean Amsterdam Grass .
Grass is a small studio apartment but it seems to take ages to clean the little green devil.
1.5 hours later (23m2 / 230 sq feet) we are finally finished and we head off to our next one
Amsterdam HQ
Cleaning finished at 4.20pm and then coffee time followed by a joint and then back to office.
Duck feeding time, a little later than usual but they seemed glad to see me. They devoured all 4 larged sliced pans in record time.
Back in office.
8pm
All quite on the western front.
Nothing happening except Giuseppe has arrived in and went straight into cleaning and screaming modes. NO SMOKING in office.
He cleaned everywhere, vacuumed, removed all ashtrays, printed signs out and hung them all over the place NO SMOKING.
One sign reads ---NO SMOKING, anyone caught will be taken to fort smith and tied up with piano wire. Another has 4 pictures of people dying of cancer.
He has gone mad religious again, went to video club and rented out the 1977 remake of Jesus Christ (Robert Powell 6 hour version) God help us.
I have just visited the little boys room and he has a NO SMOKING poster hanging up over the toilet and others on the way into the office.
Where will it all end.
10.51PM
Just myself and Giuseppe in office "Just going to roll a smoke" Giuseppe informs me. He has banished all things connected to smoking up stairs to one of the new smoking zones he has created (Even God rested on the Sabbath) I told him.
NO SMOKING-- he shouted at several passers by outside on the street, they quickly crossed to the other side. He has stuck several of his posters up on the small poles out side of the office . Pollution Free Zone they read.
He has really flipped this time. He was on speed last night and I think he is still flying.
" I am too lazy to climb" he says. "Come on we both go roll" I say. I need a joint.
10.57
Smoking break. Back soon
11.51 pm
Nearly a one hour smoke break, no wonder we are broke. If I smoke 10 joints a day and they each average 1 hour . Add it up . It = get fuck all done. Well I did have a hot choc as well and a chat with the sister.
12.06 / 00.06 am
Giving up smoking from February 1st. Giuseppe has driven me to it. Either I commit suicide, murder or I give up smoking joints. I hate cigarettes. I love joints and I think they are quite fond of me also.
Maybe I could commit myself to the local mental hospital. I hear they have a few spaces since the head nurse went on a rampage last month and wiped out 12 inmates. I will apply and see that they say. Anything is better than living around a bible bashing, x chain smoking , (current smoker but not inhaling) , preaching , screaming (It's the Italian in him, they all shout really loud when talking)
psycho
Well it's me bed time 12.13. and I am off .
it's good bye from me and it's good bye from me.
Good Bye, until tomorrow. Sweet dreams. Unless your reading this during the day. NO DAY DREAMING .
Over and Out
Your friend and mine
Robbie Retard
The coolest retard in the west (Freezing outside)
1 Comments:
I hope this no smoking business doesn't extend to the apartments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
By Anonymous, at Friday, February 03, 2006
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