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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Blog blog blogging around. Help I am 7 days behind.

Greetings low lifes , all new readers and a special hello to Stephenie Farnell-Wilson.

Robbie here blogging from high ground. I am trying to keep things as high as possible. getting to higher ground is most important.

Today is Feb 1st, 2nd 3rd, 4th, 5th , 6th & 7th all tossed into one longggggggggg big melting blog entry. The kind of entry what would make most people so mad and sick you would want to get up and take a hammer to there grandma's head, if she still has one.

Confused? Me too. Read on anyway.

Where do I start. Feb 1st is so long ago and my short term memory has been on a go slow ever since I increased my joint intake to 20 joints a day so I am just going to make it up as I go.

It was a Thursday or was it a Tuesday, anyway it was a bright, cold, wet, windy Amsterdam day . (just covering all angles) .

I awoke as usual and went for the crossies and made the eggs.
I think.

All Escape memebers are in fine form and no bad moods to report but the day is early.

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A now a word from some low life we picked up in the street.

Sir- Sir escuse me.

What ya want.

Every day we let some nutter have their 15 minutes of fame, today is your lucky day. Get it off your chest.

Well , well I am sick of the way our (the people's) money is spend by the governments of the world on behalf of the people. They decide what they want to spend OUR money on. This happens no matter where you live.

Take In Engand at present- The new brest cancer drug . Herceptin would cost 100 million pounds to give to every womon who needs it.

But no no it costs twenty thousand pounds per womon , too much to save a life. They can spend billions on going to war to kill 1000's of innocent people against the wishes of the people but when it comes to SAVING there citizens lifes they say . Too costly.

The latest on 1 case. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/4689992.stm

And take the failed "Millenium Dome" also in england http://www.londonnet.co.uk/ln/guide/about/dome.html
government ministers from both parties spent over 1 billion of our money on this crazy idea. One Billion sterling pounds.

Every country is the same, wasting billions and billions of OUR HARD EARNED MONEY on projects they decide is best for us.

Another crazy thing is the police. We pay the wages of theses guys to go about giving us shit, giving us fines for this, that and the other. No lead on your god. I got a Euro 78 for having no poop scoop and no lead.

Abolish them all.

Thanks for that ya mad man. But come to think of it you speak a lot of sense.
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Now moving on to other inportant stories just in.

Amsterdam Today or was it yesterday

Weather so so.

Life so so.

My mother so so

Your mother so so (or was last night)

Everything else is just wonderful or so so.

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And if anyone of you are thinking of going into hospital, a word of warning. Keep your eyes open in those places. A friend of mine went to one and came back with a baby.

Dentists are just as bad why my sister went to a new dentist after her last dentist tied to remove her teeth.

This new guy was a real charmer. After her 1st visit she came back full of praises for him, " He's gentle as a pussy cat, he's wonderful, he's Super dentist. But it was only a front. Just after she arrived for her 2nd visit last week , no sooner was she in the chair then he had removed one of her wisdom teeth and was making a try for the 2nd one until she kneeded him in the you know what's and made a run for it. She got 3 stitches but is in real angony. She has another appointment along with myself on Tuesday next. I will issue a full report in Wednesdays blog if I can still type.
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Well now on to more pressing matters.
Sorry forgot what pressing matters I have.

let's move on to matters not so pressing. Intact lets move on altogether. and skip the rest of this entry.

Ready, if we all jump together it's much more fun.
No pushing each other.

1, 2, 3, jump


Well that's it , hope you got some laughs and please tune in again real soon for some more fun and frolics and you never know who will be hanging about.











2 Comments:

  • Hey! I never had my name in a blog before!!! Super cool.
    I love the part where you get the crossies and make the eggs- that's the best part always! ;-) Can't wait til I get there, I want to see the ducks! Maybe you will join us one night for a little music jam session and joint? Maybe I will never leave Amsterdam!!!

    By Stephenie Farnell-Wilson, at Tuesday, February 07, 2006  

  • btw- it's Feb 7th, love, just so you know. Wouldn't want you to miss Valentine's Day, being a week behind and all. Must be the increased joint intake! lol

    By Stephenie, at Tuesday, February 07, 2006  

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