It's official I'm a retard

Hello everyone, yes you too.
I have had to rent out space to advertisers on my blog. I need cash to make my great escape by Friday so I have taken on a few sponsors and a couple of real crazy dudes.

Now a Word from our main sponsor

"It's 1000% official. I am now officially dead".
Like the sound of theses words?
Wish you were saying them instead of me?
Well you can too with our new super easy death programme.
For just the price of your house we will fly you off to our suicide paradise resort where you will live for 2 weeks forfilling your every fantasy and then it's off to never never land. Packages start at just $399.000 dollars which includes our all in service.

I signed onto for this new death programme. They guarantee you a perfect death or your money back. It's quick, painless and really really works.

This guy has bought an island and is offering amazing package deals. One way trips only. One in a life time sort of thing.


Robbie Retard