Brendan says goodbye or asta la vista suckers.
Well the day has finally come, the day BB departs our shores.
We'll be going over live to his departure but first a word from our sponsor.
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Welcome back. The clock is ticking down towards the BB kick off time.
BB has just received a call from his travel agent to inform him that they recommend he & ball of fluff get an earlier flight NOW because of the snow is on the way. Planes are all going to delayed so they may miss their connecting flight. BB phones ball of fluff who is out shopping for junk to give to the poor people out in the jungle. Lucky them, nothing to eat and no running water (Little village she lived in during her teen travels) but they will have lovely souvenirs of Amsterdam.
"Baby" we must go NOW. Ball of fluff is enjoying her shopping trip so much she tells BB to f... off and to keep the flights the way they are. BB is having none of it. Baby we will be stuck in an airport for 24 hours waiting for connecting flight. Ball of fluff was back in seconds (Broom stick job?) and was down in office with the biggest back pack this little retard has ever seen. Looked like Atlas holding up the world. She is a BIG girl is our ball of fluff.
All packed and ready for the off, Hugs all round, kisses, tears, hand shakes, more kisses, a little crying and they were off, just like a dirty shirt. Little and large go walkabout.
Readers- We will be reporting almost daily on their two month walkabout, so stay tuned.
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Well Emmett, Mothership and Giuseppe are now in charge.
What will happen over the next 2 months is anyone's guess but it should make for some really funny blogging. Looking forward to the next 65 days.
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A joke anyone?
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
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Another one?
The Pilots.
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"
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Well it's my going home time. I get unchained for 8 hours a day for a little R&R.
So see you all later sizzle chests, over and out
Robbie
The cutest little retard I ever did see.
We'll be going over live to his departure but first a word from our sponsor.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
LOOKING FOR APARTMENT IN AMSTERDAM.
WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CANCEL YOUR SEARCH Trip advisor the number ONE travel site ON THE NET.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Welcome back. The clock is ticking down towards the BB kick off time.
BB has just received a call from his travel agent to inform him that they recommend he & ball of fluff get an earlier flight NOW because of the snow is on the way. Planes are all going to delayed so they may miss their connecting flight. BB phones ball of fluff who is out shopping for junk to give to the poor people out in the jungle. Lucky them, nothing to eat and no running water (Little village she lived in during her teen travels) but they will have lovely souvenirs of Amsterdam.
"Baby" we must go NOW. Ball of fluff is enjoying her shopping trip so much she tells BB to f... off and to keep the flights the way they are. BB is having none of it. Baby we will be stuck in an airport for 24 hours waiting for connecting flight. Ball of fluff was back in seconds (Broom stick job?) and was down in office with the biggest back pack this little retard has ever seen. Looked like Atlas holding up the world. She is a BIG girl is our ball of fluff.
All packed and ready for the off, Hugs all round, kisses, tears, hand shakes, more kisses, a little crying and they were off, just like a dirty shirt. Little and large go walkabout.
Readers- We will be reporting almost daily on their two month walkabout, so stay tuned.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well Emmett, Mothership and Giuseppe are now in charge.
What will happen over the next 2 months is anyone's guess but it should make for some really funny blogging. Looking forward to the next 65 days.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
A joke anyone?
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, "Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!" "Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don't make me smile."
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Another one?
The Pilots.
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and co pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"
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Well it's my going home time. I get unchained for 8 hours a day for a little R&R.
So see you all later sizzle chests, over and out
Robbie
The cutest little retard I ever did see.
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