Day 1 of 65 without Brendan + other useless information you don't want to read.
Well Well Well. Here we go on the longest roller coaster ride this retard has ever been on. 65 days of ups and downs, in and outs, the odd curve and a few bends. Where it will stop nobody can tell.
After 65 days of this extra work load the remaining 3 escape committee members, mothership, Emmett & Giuseppe will be either given a medal each - 1st, 2nd, 3rd or they will be found all hanging from the nearest lamp post, tree or maybe even a suicide pact where they all count up to three or down from five and jump at the same time or push each other might be another way.
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Giuseppe went to this new doctor we found advertising in the Ex-pat paper, Dr Cambridge. Giuseppe has run out of doctor's to try at this stage and was so delighted to find this new one.
Emmett's father Jimbo (Jim aged 75) found him first. Jim like Giuseppe is always on the hunt for new doctors and once they find one they rush to be 1st to get an appointment. Both being suitable cases for treatment in their minds.
Well Jim got to Dr Cambridge first and came away with a form for the hospital listing tests for everything you can imagine and others you couldn't possibly.
He was so delighted. He also got prescriptions for sleeping tablets and other pills.
"He is great", "Best doctor I have found yet in Amsterdam" "Look at all the pills I got" " "I am going tomorrow for my tests" were just some of the sentences which poured out of Jim on this arrival back from the now famous Dr Cambridge. "I have an appointment tomorrow" Giuseppe pipes up. Looking at Jim with one eye and the other on his huge selection of pills.
Giuseppe this week has developed dizzy spells, racing heart and several other nasty diseases like HIV and bone marrow disorder. "I'll need a lot more tests than that" Giuseppe said, looking at Jims form for the hospital with a dozen or so ticked boxes out of about 60 different tests on the form.
FULL REPORT ON THE TEST RESULTS AS SOON AS WE GET THEM.
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ESCAPE - WITHOUT BRENDAN RAYMOND BOWIE / BB / BRB / THE MAN WHO CAN /
Well this is day 1 (of 65) without BB Bowie(The man who can).
Well where do I start. This is Friday 3rd March. Busy day today with 4 check ins several check outs.
Giuseppe was suffering from being out on Wednesday night with Derek the devil and was in a foul mood. He was driving mothership and Emmett crazy with his lectures about loosing keys to the apartments, charging guests Euro 100 for lost keys (Little Hitler), Checking the apartments for missing items (We have had a few items go missing from the apartments over the past few months. Bold guests.
We caught one guest (NOT NAMED HERE) lowering down our juke box (worth Euro 6000)from Amsterdam Suite on to a hired truck. Lucky for us the truck was too small to hold it or we would have lost it. The guest said when caught " Sorry, really sorry,I just fell in love with your apartment and wanted a souvenir from it". It's a fair cop gov.
The smoking ban in the office was quickly reintroduced as was the heater game Giuseppe & Emmett play all day every day during winter. Giuseppe turns them off and Emmett turn them on, Giuseppe turns them off and Emmett turn them on and they do this every day when Giuseppe is depressed. Depression seems to make him very hot.
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9.30pm / 21.30 to the rest of us.
All check-ins complete. 4 happy guests. Well 3.5 anyway
Amsterdam Grass / Amsterdam Den / AmsterdamHideaway and Amsterdam Loft /
Well actually Amsterdam Hideaway were not that happy as we had a bit of a fuck up.
Brendan gave them his mobile number instead of ours. He must have forgotten he was going away) so the guests were waiting out in the freezing cold for quite a while.
Mothership found them standing outside the office unable to speak because of the cold. She poured them a stiff drink (water, stiff in Motherships eyes as she is a teetotaler).
She then marched them out of the office in military style and checked them into Amsterdam Hideaway. Still not 100% chilled out. She locked them into their apartment and shouted at them through the door to go and sleep it off.
But she also left them a bottle of red wine to say sorry for leaving them out in the cold.
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9.52
Frankie Boy, Motherships Peruvian boyfriend arrived back just now. He is staying until the 11th. We intend to make it a working holiday for him. As he is an early riser so we hope to talk him into doing all them 6am check-ins.
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Giuseppe has just arrived back into the office. 1st words out of his mouth were directed at Emmett. "Am I looking very white in the face" . Emmett turned from his computer screen to look at Giuseppe's face but already knowing the answer in advance. He studied Giuseppes face for several seconds and concluded that there was nothing strange about his face what so ever. Giuseppe looked disappointed.
Looking for a second opinion he appealed to mothership. Do I look very pale he asked her. Mothership , without even looking up confirmed Emmett's verdict that he looked just like a 26 year old should look like, only better. Giuseppe looked even more depressed and went back to consulting the internet on other possible diseases he might have caught since breakfast. Amazingly bird flu was not on today's list.
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10.14pm
Mothership & Frankie boy have departed for higher ground so it's just Emmett & Giuseppe and yours truly left in office. All very quite. Not even a whisper to be heard.
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Well readers it's an early night for Robbie tonight as them darn guests will be bugging me 1st thing in the morning. This would be a great business if it wasn't for guests.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Signing off
Robbie Retard
The robbiest retard in wonderland
After 65 days of this extra work load the remaining 3 escape committee members, mothership, Emmett & Giuseppe will be either given a medal each - 1st, 2nd, 3rd or they will be found all hanging from the nearest lamp post, tree or maybe even a suicide pact where they all count up to three or down from five and jump at the same time or push each other might be another way.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Giuseppe went to this new doctor we found advertising in the Ex-pat paper, Dr Cambridge. Giuseppe has run out of doctor's to try at this stage and was so delighted to find this new one.
Emmett's father Jimbo (Jim aged 75) found him first. Jim like Giuseppe is always on the hunt for new doctors and once they find one they rush to be 1st to get an appointment. Both being suitable cases for treatment in their minds.
Well Jim got to Dr Cambridge first and came away with a form for the hospital listing tests for everything you can imagine and others you couldn't possibly.
He was so delighted. He also got prescriptions for sleeping tablets and other pills.
"He is great", "Best doctor I have found yet in Amsterdam" "Look at all the pills I got" " "I am going tomorrow for my tests" were just some of the sentences which poured out of Jim on this arrival back from the now famous Dr Cambridge. "I have an appointment tomorrow" Giuseppe pipes up. Looking at Jim with one eye and the other on his huge selection of pills.
Giuseppe this week has developed dizzy spells, racing heart and several other nasty diseases like HIV and bone marrow disorder. "I'll need a lot more tests than that" Giuseppe said, looking at Jims form for the hospital with a dozen or so ticked boxes out of about 60 different tests on the form.
FULL REPORT ON THE TEST RESULTS AS SOON AS WE GET THEM.
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ESCAPE - WITHOUT BRENDAN RAYMOND BOWIE / BB / BRB / THE MAN WHO CAN /
Well this is day 1 (of 65) without BB Bowie(The man who can).
Well where do I start. This is Friday 3rd March. Busy day today with 4 check ins several check outs.
Giuseppe was suffering from being out on Wednesday night with Derek the devil and was in a foul mood. He was driving mothership and Emmett crazy with his lectures about loosing keys to the apartments, charging guests Euro 100 for lost keys (Little Hitler), Checking the apartments for missing items (We have had a few items go missing from the apartments over the past few months. Bold guests.
We caught one guest (NOT NAMED HERE) lowering down our juke box (worth Euro 6000)from Amsterdam Suite on to a hired truck. Lucky for us the truck was too small to hold it or we would have lost it. The guest said when caught " Sorry, really sorry,I just fell in love with your apartment and wanted a souvenir from it". It's a fair cop gov.
The smoking ban in the office was quickly reintroduced as was the heater game Giuseppe & Emmett play all day every day during winter. Giuseppe turns them off and Emmett turn them on, Giuseppe turns them off and Emmett turn them on and they do this every day when Giuseppe is depressed. Depression seems to make him very hot.
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9.30pm / 21.30 to the rest of us.
All check-ins complete. 4 happy guests. Well 3.5 anyway
Amsterdam Grass / Amsterdam Den / AmsterdamHideaway and Amsterdam Loft /
Well actually Amsterdam Hideaway were not that happy as we had a bit of a fuck up.
Brendan gave them his mobile number instead of ours. He must have forgotten he was going away) so the guests were waiting out in the freezing cold for quite a while.
Mothership found them standing outside the office unable to speak because of the cold. She poured them a stiff drink (water, stiff in Motherships eyes as she is a teetotaler).
She then marched them out of the office in military style and checked them into Amsterdam Hideaway. Still not 100% chilled out. She locked them into their apartment and shouted at them through the door to go and sleep it off.
But she also left them a bottle of red wine to say sorry for leaving them out in the cold.
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9.52
Frankie Boy, Motherships Peruvian boyfriend arrived back just now. He is staying until the 11th. We intend to make it a working holiday for him. As he is an early riser so we hope to talk him into doing all them 6am check-ins.
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Giuseppe has just arrived back into the office. 1st words out of his mouth were directed at Emmett. "Am I looking very white in the face" . Emmett turned from his computer screen to look at Giuseppe's face but already knowing the answer in advance. He studied Giuseppes face for several seconds and concluded that there was nothing strange about his face what so ever. Giuseppe looked disappointed.
Looking for a second opinion he appealed to mothership. Do I look very pale he asked her. Mothership , without even looking up confirmed Emmett's verdict that he looked just like a 26 year old should look like, only better. Giuseppe looked even more depressed and went back to consulting the internet on other possible diseases he might have caught since breakfast. Amazingly bird flu was not on today's list.
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10.14pm
Mothership & Frankie boy have departed for higher ground so it's just Emmett & Giuseppe and yours truly left in office. All very quite. Not even a whisper to be heard.
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Well readers it's an early night for Robbie tonight as them darn guests will be bugging me 1st thing in the morning. This would be a great business if it wasn't for guests.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Signing off
Robbie Retard
The robbiest retard in wonderland
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