It's snowing here in Amsterdam or am I dreaming
Afternoon all.
Woke up 6.30am again. Becoming a regular habit of mine along with smoking 27 joints a day among other things.
The snow arrived while I was asleep, Took us all by surprise.
On opening the front door of my dungeon basement studio apartment I was faced with several feet of snow. I had no measuring tape on me so I can only guess at the height. I crawled out through a little hole some big rat had made in the snow (properly moving out of my basement from over crowding)
Made my way to the office and I have just time for a quickie as I am now a very busy retard. Rushing here, dashing there and all while learning two oriental languages, Not bad I say so myself. Well who else will listen.
Come tomorrow morning I am in charge.
BB Bowie is off tonight to float in a flotation tank for 45 minutes to relax his body before his long flight tomorrow.
Hope he does not drown.
His ball of fluff has just arrived into office all excited about their big trip.
flotation REPORT ---ON HIS RETURN.
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renovation and excavations in Amsterdam Sweet (F.k.a. Amsterdam Tiny.)Safe found ---- While our odd job man (part of the Laurel & Hardy team) we hire for doing our odd jobs. Chris & Kenny boy. Kenny boy arrives back this week after 2 months down in the south of France looking after his 87 year old mother.
Anyway during our recent renovations of Amsterdam Sweet (f.k.a. Amsterdam Tiny) but now much bigger so we had to change the name after several complaints from guests about the size being not tiny enough to be called Tiny. So it's now Amsterdam Sweet but not to be confused with our Amsterdam Suite ----Anyway to get back to the SAFE story. We found a large safe -LOCKED - built into a unit which was built into the wall. Everyone got excited. Some (NO names) were spending the money even before we cracked the safe, one or two were straight on to their travel agents to book exoctic holidays.
Anyway to make a short story even shorter, Chris cut the safe in half with a grinder (His safe cracking skills are not up to much) once inside he produced the contents, 1 wallet (Plastic) with 35 cents (Gilder cents) Netherlands old currency and nothing else. That is the end of the safe story except all holidays were cancelled and everyone is now back at their posts.
Pigeon with eggs found lodging for free -
Also during renovations we found a pigeon sitting on 2 eggs living in a vent shaft. We were always wondering where the Pigeon sound was coming from in the apartment. No guests ever commented on it. Anyway me being unable even to kill a fly since reading Jane Godalls "Harvest for Hope" (Buy a copy and change your life) No I am not on commission.
I instructed Laurel (Chris) to enclose the vent for good with wood. It can now be used forever as a nesting box and it's larger now as well. We just pushed it much more out of the apartment and out into the back garden. Pigeon now very happy.
She was scared at first as she thought , Oh'fuck there goes me eggs" but Laurel did a good job (with a little help from my brain) "I didn't know the window opened" he said to me after 3 days working in the apartment (Amsterdam Tiny). Without my brain the eggs were doomed for sure.
Scrambled or fried?
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Now a shark video to watch .
No expense is spared to bring you the best of shit. Worth a look, but 1st comes an interview with Bono of U-WHO. You can fast forward to Shark video and skip the Jesus Christ interview.
UPDATE-- MARCH 5TH -- I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE SHARK VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED. TOO SCARY , SORRY DEAR READERS. BUT THE INTERVIEW WITH JESUS CHRIST (BONO) IS STILL THERE IF YOUR INTERESTED
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Well it is 8.48PM GYM TIME. BACK 10.30pm - To Come .Our special report on low life's, flotation tank report and lots lots more.
Tune in later
over and Out
Hi it's later ---1.07 am
Still at me post. Brendan arrived back drunk as a skunk and was unable to report on any flotation tanks. So this report will just have to keep until May 5th as he has now left not only the building but the country. Unless I head him off at the pass.
Good thinking readers, You put the thought right into my blog.
I'll just get a very long ladder and climb up to his apartment. But Suddenly remembering I am scared of heights.
"Giuseppe", "Dearest Giuseppe" "Giuseppe dearest". Dam and blast, when you need the little b......, when you actually need the little shit, he does a AWL.
He sits about for months and months and when I need him, when I can actually make use of him, he goes to ground.
Last seen heading in the direction of a night club (CLUB NL) on Dam Square with the little devil Derek. Derek is a story for another night.
well 1.17am I am past my sell by date so I better skip the light fandango and make tracks.
Until tomorrow my fine feathered friends
Your favourite (favorite) Retard
Robbie
Woke up 6.30am again. Becoming a regular habit of mine along with smoking 27 joints a day among other things.
The snow arrived while I was asleep, Took us all by surprise.
On opening the front door of my dungeon basement studio apartment I was faced with several feet of snow. I had no measuring tape on me so I can only guess at the height. I crawled out through a little hole some big rat had made in the snow (properly moving out of my basement from over crowding)
Made my way to the office and I have just time for a quickie as I am now a very busy retard. Rushing here, dashing there and all while learning two oriental languages, Not bad I say so myself. Well who else will listen.
Come tomorrow morning I am in charge.
BB Bowie is off tonight to float in a flotation tank for 45 minutes to relax his body before his long flight tomorrow.
Hope he does not drown.
His ball of fluff has just arrived into office all excited about their big trip.
flotation REPORT ---ON HIS RETURN.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
renovation and excavations in Amsterdam Sweet (F.k.a. Amsterdam Tiny.)Safe found ---- While our odd job man (part of the Laurel & Hardy team) we hire for doing our odd jobs. Chris & Kenny boy. Kenny boy arrives back this week after 2 months down in the south of France looking after his 87 year old mother.
Anyway during our recent renovations of Amsterdam Sweet (f.k.a. Amsterdam Tiny) but now much bigger so we had to change the name after several complaints from guests about the size being not tiny enough to be called Tiny. So it's now Amsterdam Sweet but not to be confused with our Amsterdam Suite ----Anyway to get back to the SAFE story. We found a large safe -LOCKED - built into a unit which was built into the wall. Everyone got excited. Some (NO names) were spending the money even before we cracked the safe, one or two were straight on to their travel agents to book exoctic holidays.
Anyway to make a short story even shorter, Chris cut the safe in half with a grinder (His safe cracking skills are not up to much) once inside he produced the contents, 1 wallet (Plastic) with 35 cents (Gilder cents) Netherlands old currency and nothing else. That is the end of the safe story except all holidays were cancelled and everyone is now back at their posts.
Pigeon with eggs found lodging for free -
Also during renovations we found a pigeon sitting on 2 eggs living in a vent shaft. We were always wondering where the Pigeon sound was coming from in the apartment. No guests ever commented on it. Anyway me being unable even to kill a fly since reading Jane Godalls "Harvest for Hope" (Buy a copy and change your life) No I am not on commission.
I instructed Laurel (Chris) to enclose the vent for good with wood. It can now be used forever as a nesting box and it's larger now as well. We just pushed it much more out of the apartment and out into the back garden. Pigeon now very happy.
She was scared at first as she thought , Oh'fuck there goes me eggs" but Laurel did a good job (with a little help from my brain) "I didn't know the window opened" he said to me after 3 days working in the apartment (Amsterdam Tiny). Without my brain the eggs were doomed for sure.
Scrambled or fried?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now a shark video to watch .
No expense is spared to bring you the best of shit. Worth a look, but 1st comes an interview with Bono of U-WHO. You can fast forward to Shark video and skip the Jesus Christ interview.
UPDATE-- MARCH 5TH -- I HAVE BEEN INFORMED THE SHARK VIDEO HAS BEEN REMOVED. TOO SCARY , SORRY DEAR READERS. BUT THE INTERVIEW WITH JESUS CHRIST (BONO) IS STILL THERE IF YOUR INTERESTED
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Well it is 8.48PM GYM TIME. BACK 10.30pm - To Come .Our special report on low life's, flotation tank report and lots lots more.
Tune in later
over and Out
Hi it's later ---1.07 am
Still at me post. Brendan arrived back drunk as a skunk and was unable to report on any flotation tanks. So this report will just have to keep until May 5th as he has now left not only the building but the country. Unless I head him off at the pass.
Good thinking readers, You put the thought right into my blog.
I'll just get a very long ladder and climb up to his apartment. But Suddenly remembering I am scared of heights.
"Giuseppe", "Dearest Giuseppe" "Giuseppe dearest". Dam and blast, when you need the little b......, when you actually need the little shit, he does a AWL.
He sits about for months and months and when I need him, when I can actually make use of him, he goes to ground.
Last seen heading in the direction of a night club (CLUB NL) on Dam Square with the little devil Derek. Derek is a story for another night.
well 1.17am I am past my sell by date so I better skip the light fandango and make tracks.
Until tomorrow my fine feathered friends
Your favourite (favorite) Retard
Robbie
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