Wednesday.
Burrr it's cold outside, even colder than yesterday and yesterday was freezing . Got up at 9am to the ringing of my Mothership alarm call.
Got dressed (same clothes now for 5 days and beginning to smell)
Don't ask please, I'll cry it I have to relive it. It involves Giuseppe / Black sacks / Moving / 2 x buildings sites and me. I am close to loosing my religion.
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In buying the crossies just now and I notice people are keeping their distance from me. Christ I must really smell bad. Smoking those 20 odd joints a day don't help.
"You don't half pong mate" some old man said making me turn around real quick because I thought he was talking about me, but he was either talking to himself or into a mobile or maybe I am having day mares.
I must remember to dig out some clothes
I must remember to dig out come clothes
If I say this to myself a few 100 times I might remember. There are several Ikea bags packed with my clothes in the office.
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Now to fill some space up.
What is green and purple and wants revenge?
The Grapes of Wrath
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Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started discussing them.
The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.
The second man said his son was doing just as well. He was a manager at a car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari. The third man said his was doing well too.
He was a manager at a bank. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend the money to buy a house. The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much. But he must be doing something right because, just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!.
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A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
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A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"
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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.
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Yes me again. Nothings like a load of jokes to fill a days blog.
well my dearest readers. Sitting here in the basement office. 11.04pm. Giuseppe sitting beside me all quite. He has easy listening music on , Niall Diamond, Billy Joel sort of stuff.
I have a pain in my head from it , either that or a brain tumor is coming on.
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Not a lot to say today so instead of boring you my dearest readers I go play with myself somewhere. Wish me luck.
Over and out
Robbie
Burrr it's cold outside, even colder than yesterday and yesterday was freezing . Got up at 9am to the ringing of my Mothership alarm call.
Got dressed (same clothes now for 5 days and beginning to smell)
Don't ask please, I'll cry it I have to relive it. It involves Giuseppe / Black sacks / Moving / 2 x buildings sites and me. I am close to loosing my religion.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In buying the crossies just now and I notice people are keeping their distance from me. Christ I must really smell bad. Smoking those 20 odd joints a day don't help.
"You don't half pong mate" some old man said making me turn around real quick because I thought he was talking about me, but he was either talking to himself or into a mobile or maybe I am having day mares.
I must remember to dig out some clothes
I must remember to dig out come clothes
If I say this to myself a few 100 times I might remember. There are several Ikea bags packed with my clothes in the office.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Now to fill some space up.
What is green and purple and wants revenge?
The Grapes of Wrath
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Four men got together at a reunion. All of them had sons and they started discussing them.
The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned factory, manufacturing furniture. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.
The second man said his son was doing just as well. He was a manager at a car sales firm. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari. The third man said his was doing well too.
He was a manager at a bank. Why, just the other day he gave his best friend the money to buy a house. The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much. But he must be doing something right because, just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!.
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A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
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A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, "Will you all get lost! I haven't got your bloody ball!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power goes off.
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Yes me again. Nothings like a load of jokes to fill a days blog.
well my dearest readers. Sitting here in the basement office. 11.04pm. Giuseppe sitting beside me all quite. He has easy listening music on , Niall Diamond, Billy Joel sort of stuff.
I have a pain in my head from it , either that or a brain tumor is coming on.
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Not a lot to say today so instead of boring you my dearest readers I go play with myself somewhere. Wish me luck.
Over and out
Robbie

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