Robbie in pain- Joe Bloggs standing in for RR.
Hello fellow retards. It's me Joe bloggs just popped in to report on why Robbie has not been blogging in so long. To cut a long story very short he has pain, you name it he's got it. Pain to the left of him , pain to the right and even pain stuck in the middle of him . It all boils down to a trapped nerve in his back , shoulder and arm and other places to numerous to mention. It's affecting his mind as well as his writing hand and his brain is not too good either. As I type this he is being strapped into a straight jacket by mothership and Giuseppe. They caught him trying to cut of his arm as the pain is so bad. Yes that bad.
So I guess he will NOT be blogging for quite some time.
Not very much news I can report on as I am not a retard but a retread. I am a very different type of guy, unlike Robbie I am not a professional drug addict. I spread the word, I spread the the lords good book "Praise the lord" , I'm the guy who goes about the place placing the copies of the lords book you have the pleasure of reading in every hotel room in the world. You guessed it It's me Freddy Gideon. , mother of Mary & Joseph Gideon. We had been printing them bibles in our back shed for years until some rich dude fell down our stairs and landed on a pile of bibles breaking his fall. He jumped straight to his feet and starting running around our basement screaming "Praise the lord", "Praise the Lord" and next thing we know he builds us a huge office block and buys us the worlds fastest bible printing presses and since then we have never looked back
In the end it was a bible that killed him, a collectors edition of our gold plated Gigeons limited deluxe edition we presented to him fell off the wall and landed him square on the head. BANG! Lights out. He left his entire fortune to us.
We now print 3.3 million bibles a week and with a little help of my friends we spread the word.
Our sole purpose is to win men, women, boys and girls to a saving knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ through association for service, personal testimony, and distributing the Bible in the human traffic lanes and streams of everyday life.
If you know of any human traffic lanes we have not filled yet let us know rightaway. mail us quick as we want to cover all human traffic lanes as quickly as possible - humantrafficlanes@gmail.com
It's a full time job and it's getting harder all the time. More and more hotels, motels and other accommodation places are not allowing us in. Imagine it, the lords good book not allowed a room.
But the lord said to me " Don't give up" and I told him straight "I will follow you, follow you where ever you may go, I am like a royal Canadian mounty I always get my book in.
By hook, by crook or any other way I get the lords book into over 3.3 million rooms a week. I climb drain pipes, dress up as maids, janitors, under takers, guests, hotel managers, health inspectors and other low life's all in the name of the lord dog himself
"Praise the lord"
I can get a 300-400 room hotel booked out in less that 1 hour 50 minutes just by setting off the fire alarm.
I have to keep ahead of the posse so I am constantly having think of new ways to get the books in.
Even moving the 3.3 million books about in my car is taking more and more time but I have managed to dig up a few helpers, Matthew a tall thin bible basher I banged into one day while using a hotel dumb waiter to get a load of bibles into a hotel only to find Matthew already using it to escape from the hotel without paying his bill. I bought him a coffee and a big breakfast and ever since he has helped me spread the word.
Mark one of our other helpers is a little less of a bible basher he is more like a friar tuck type, a cross between a wrestler and ape, drinks, farts and even makes his own ale.
Luke one of the latest recruits came along out of the blue he was looking for a new way of life and happened to bang into us and he has never looked back, infact he hasn't looked anywhere in years since he is blind from birth.
We may look like an odd bunch but we get the bibles out. "Praise the lord"
Hopefully Robbie will be back soon but until then it's best I get back to getting the truth out to the hotel guests, the whole truth and anything but the truth.
For your free copy click here and win.
So I guess he will NOT be blogging for quite some time.
Not very much news I can report on as I am not a retard but a retread. I am a very different type of guy, unlike Robbie I am not a professional drug addict. I spread the word, I spread the the lords good book "Praise the lord" , I'm the guy who goes about the place placing the copies of the lords book you have the pleasure of reading in every hotel room in the world. You guessed it It's me Freddy Gideon. , mother of Mary & Joseph Gideon. We had been printing them bibles in our back shed for years until some rich dude fell down our stairs and landed on a pile of bibles breaking his fall. He jumped straight to his feet and starting running around our basement screaming "Praise the lord", "Praise the Lord" and next thing we know he builds us a huge office block and buys us the worlds fastest bible printing presses and since then we have never looked back
In the end it was a bible that killed him, a collectors edition of our gold plated Gigeons limited deluxe edition we presented to him fell off the wall and landed him square on the head. BANG! Lights out. He left his entire fortune to us.
We now print 3.3 million bibles a week and with a little help of my friends we spread the word.
Our sole purpose is to win men, women, boys and girls to a saving knowledge of the Lord Jesus Christ through association for service, personal testimony, and distributing the Bible in the human traffic lanes and streams of everyday life.
If you know of any human traffic lanes we have not filled yet let us know rightaway. mail us quick as we want to cover all human traffic lanes as quickly as possible - humantrafficlanes@gmail.com
It's a full time job and it's getting harder all the time. More and more hotels, motels and other accommodation places are not allowing us in. Imagine it, the lords good book not allowed a room.
But the lord said to me " Don't give up" and I told him straight "I will follow you, follow you where ever you may go, I am like a royal Canadian mounty I always get my book in.
By hook, by crook or any other way I get the lords book into over 3.3 million rooms a week. I climb drain pipes, dress up as maids, janitors, under takers, guests, hotel managers, health inspectors and other low life's all in the name of the lord dog himself
"Praise the lord"
I can get a 300-400 room hotel booked out in less that 1 hour 50 minutes just by setting off the fire alarm.
I have to keep ahead of the posse so I am constantly having think of new ways to get the books in.
Even moving the 3.3 million books about in my car is taking more and more time but I have managed to dig up a few helpers, Matthew a tall thin bible basher I banged into one day while using a hotel dumb waiter to get a load of bibles into a hotel only to find Matthew already using it to escape from the hotel without paying his bill. I bought him a coffee and a big breakfast and ever since he has helped me spread the word.
Mark one of our other helpers is a little less of a bible basher he is more like a friar tuck type, a cross between a wrestler and ape, drinks, farts and even makes his own ale.
Luke one of the latest recruits came along out of the blue he was looking for a new way of life and happened to bang into us and he has never looked back, infact he hasn't looked anywhere in years since he is blind from birth.
We may look like an odd bunch but we get the bibles out. "Praise the lord"
Hopefully Robbie will be back soon but until then it's best I get back to getting the truth out to the hotel guests, the whole truth and anything but the truth.
For your free copy click here and win.
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