The return of Robbie
Hello dearest readers it's a one armed Robbie here.
I have to type with my left hand only so my typing may be even worse than usual and with my spell cheker out of order and my eye sight fading I hope you will be able to understand most of this load of .........
Well today we got some surprising news. When Bendan and Ball of fluff left back in March we naturally thought they would arrive back together on May 5th as they were supposed too.
Not a bit of it. Ball of fluff arrives back here in less than 5.35 minutes .6.35am to be totally accurate and with guest in here apartment NOT checking out until midday and the contents of her apartment presently residing in Motherships already over cramped, overflowing studio bedsit it's total mayhem.
We thought we would have 3 days to get the place back to March 5th state but now are plans are totally twarted and we have been caught, like rats in a trap.
What's wrong with that I hear you ask, --- I'm getting there, I am trying to give you a bit of build up and you guys want me to skip right to the punch line.
Well minutes before leaving way back on March 5th ball of fluff visited mothership and got her to swear on a pile of Gideons that she would
1. Allow no parties to be held in her apartment by Giuseppe or even worse a Derek the devil two day bash (now famous all over Amsterdam) as is the Devil himself.
2. Not rent out her apartment while she was away as her stuff was not put away and it would all be messed up, lost, broken, stolen or worse.
After mothership swearing on a room full of Guideons left behind by a previous guest, ball of fluff went away happy and had a big smile on her face knowing that mothership was a womon of her word and her apartment was in safe hands. In fact safeer hands would be hard to find.
As she and Brendan headed off accross the square on their way to the train station to start their two month escape the 1st guests were arriving for their apartment actually passing them on Nieuwmarkt square.
Giuseppe behind all our backs had been advertising their apartment on a web site and had nearly fully booked it for the entire 2 months in an efford to pay off all his credit card debts and other creditors.
Well just another story waiting to unfold.
We'll go live later today for the return of the fluff herself.
Now 1.24am here so I must hit the hay and make play.
over and out
Robbie
The one armed Retard
I have to type with my left hand only so my typing may be even worse than usual and with my spell cheker out of order and my eye sight fading I hope you will be able to understand most of this load of .........
Well today we got some surprising news. When Bendan and Ball of fluff left back in March we naturally thought they would arrive back together on May 5th as they were supposed too.
Not a bit of it. Ball of fluff arrives back here in less than 5.35 minutes .6.35am to be totally accurate and with guest in here apartment NOT checking out until midday and the contents of her apartment presently residing in Motherships already over cramped, overflowing studio bedsit it's total mayhem.
We thought we would have 3 days to get the place back to March 5th state but now are plans are totally twarted and we have been caught, like rats in a trap.
What's wrong with that I hear you ask, --- I'm getting there, I am trying to give you a bit of build up and you guys want me to skip right to the punch line.
Well minutes before leaving way back on March 5th ball of fluff visited mothership and got her to swear on a pile of Gideons that she would
1. Allow no parties to be held in her apartment by Giuseppe or even worse a Derek the devil two day bash (now famous all over Amsterdam) as is the Devil himself.
2. Not rent out her apartment while she was away as her stuff was not put away and it would all be messed up, lost, broken, stolen or worse.
After mothership swearing on a room full of Guideons left behind by a previous guest, ball of fluff went away happy and had a big smile on her face knowing that mothership was a womon of her word and her apartment was in safe hands. In fact safeer hands would be hard to find.
As she and Brendan headed off accross the square on their way to the train station to start their two month escape the 1st guests were arriving for their apartment actually passing them on Nieuwmarkt square.
Giuseppe behind all our backs had been advertising their apartment on a web site and had nearly fully booked it for the entire 2 months in an efford to pay off all his credit card debts and other creditors.
Well just another story waiting to unfold.
We'll go live later today for the return of the fluff herself.
Now 1.24am here so I must hit the hay and make play.
over and out
Robbie
The one armed Retard
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