Long Time No Blog
Hello everyone. Anyone out there???? Hello , Hello.
Well I know it has been some time since my last confession. Well over 1 month or maybe even longer . Have all my devoted readers left me for higher ground. Hello any Robbie readers left out there?
It's always the same story, you get sick, make a recovery and when you are ready to get back into the swing of things and your firing on all 4 cylinders all your devoted customers, readers , guests and the other lower forms etc etc have all packed up and left for higher ground.
Typical
Now I have to start all over again. I found a book recently called "Digging up customers" all about this guy who's business is not doing so good so he decided to dig up customers (with a shovel) crazy guy. It worked very well except he is now doing life in a central mental hospital.
Still not sure how he made money and I have read it six times.
Well my dearest readers (if any). Where will I begin, how do I restart, from where, here, there, last month, from the beginning, from today, tomorrow or the beginning on a new month. I really have no idea.
It has been a crazy month or so from the time Brendan arrived back from his 2 month trip to today it has been a real rollercoater ride but the waters have been calm for a few days now.
Well we will begin at the beginning I have decided so here goes nothing --- Once apon a time back when men were men and sheep were worried I led the same stress filled nightmare life I still lead today , 30 years on and counting. The End. Thanks for playing .
Now on to more serious matters, off hand I am not quite sure what more serious matters there are just now but I'll try.
Well to start Mothership is making a recovery, not 100% still and might never be, but we have high hopes.
Emmett is also still not 100% but then again he never was. He also suffered a problem with his back and is also making a recovery.
Brendan is 100% fighting fit as always but back in May after his return from his 5000KM / 2 month fun/drive holiday he got a bit sick/ flu or something. He was shocked as he is never ever sick. Skinny little bollox is in better shape than all the rest of us put together.
Giuseppe is the same old same old cronic hyperondriac and since my last out break of blogging he has had several tumors, a dash of HIV, several visits to the doctor who sent him for another round of tests (All negative).
About a month ago he left the office and went to work from home. He has not done nothing since then. Spends all day playing with himself in his apartment and surfing the net. Gis a job like that I hear you say, well get in the Q. I'm first.
This last week he has been sliding down the mood scale. He has been up on top of the world for several weeks now, maybe even 6 of them but we all new it could not last and we were right.
He has also found Dog in a really big way. It's good in some ways but mostly bad. Now when he goes a little crazy he gets a visit from above not sure if it's Dog himself or just a messenger boy, anyway a yellow card from Dog and he quickly gets back into good form. I have seen this myself with someone elses eyes. Thanks Dog.
Mothership received a shock 2 weeks ago when Giuseppe and Emmett decided to quit their gym and join Motherships. O' Dog I heard her say when hearing the news. "It will be great" Giuseppe informed her. "We will get you a bike and we'll cycle up together" Emmett informed her. Help! is all she could say. Two weeks on and still no bike.
Caroline alas Ball of fluff is as bubbley as ever . She started driving lessons 3 weeks ago and loves it. The instructor warned her yesterday to "SLOW THE F... DOWN before you kill us both".
He also informed her he has in all his years of instructing never met anyone who drove like her after just 3 lessons. I am not sure what he meant by that , ball of fluff told us on her return, I must be good at driving I guess. Remind me never to accept a lift from her. Brendan said as Ball of Fluff floated out of the office on a cloud.
Well thats it for now.
Coming soon
Giuseppe builds his dream Pad. 28/06
Emmett moves to lower ground. 29/06
Three little pigs go to the Gym. (date to be confirmed)
Losing my wallet once again. (daily)
Giuseppe & Dog make a deal. (Once a week)
Giuseppe & the job interview. (one off)
Well I know it has been some time since my last confession. Well over 1 month or maybe even longer . Have all my devoted readers left me for higher ground. Hello any Robbie readers left out there?
It's always the same story, you get sick, make a recovery and when you are ready to get back into the swing of things and your firing on all 4 cylinders all your devoted customers, readers , guests and the other lower forms etc etc have all packed up and left for higher ground.
Typical
Now I have to start all over again. I found a book recently called "Digging up customers" all about this guy who's business is not doing so good so he decided to dig up customers (with a shovel) crazy guy. It worked very well except he is now doing life in a central mental hospital.
Still not sure how he made money and I have read it six times.
Well my dearest readers (if any). Where will I begin, how do I restart, from where, here, there, last month, from the beginning, from today, tomorrow or the beginning on a new month. I really have no idea.
It has been a crazy month or so from the time Brendan arrived back from his 2 month trip to today it has been a real rollercoater ride but the waters have been calm for a few days now.
Well we will begin at the beginning I have decided so here goes nothing --- Once apon a time back when men were men and sheep were worried I led the same stress filled nightmare life I still lead today , 30 years on and counting. The End. Thanks for playing .
Now on to more serious matters, off hand I am not quite sure what more serious matters there are just now but I'll try.
Well to start Mothership is making a recovery, not 100% still and might never be, but we have high hopes.
Emmett is also still not 100% but then again he never was. He also suffered a problem with his back and is also making a recovery.
Brendan is 100% fighting fit as always but back in May after his return from his 5000KM / 2 month fun/drive holiday he got a bit sick/ flu or something. He was shocked as he is never ever sick. Skinny little bollox is in better shape than all the rest of us put together.
Giuseppe is the same old same old cronic hyperondriac and since my last out break of blogging he has had several tumors, a dash of HIV, several visits to the doctor who sent him for another round of tests (All negative).
About a month ago he left the office and went to work from home. He has not done nothing since then. Spends all day playing with himself in his apartment and surfing the net. Gis a job like that I hear you say, well get in the Q. I'm first.
This last week he has been sliding down the mood scale. He has been up on top of the world for several weeks now, maybe even 6 of them but we all new it could not last and we were right.
He has also found Dog in a really big way. It's good in some ways but mostly bad. Now when he goes a little crazy he gets a visit from above not sure if it's Dog himself or just a messenger boy, anyway a yellow card from Dog and he quickly gets back into good form. I have seen this myself with someone elses eyes. Thanks Dog.
Mothership received a shock 2 weeks ago when Giuseppe and Emmett decided to quit their gym and join Motherships. O' Dog I heard her say when hearing the news. "It will be great" Giuseppe informed her. "We will get you a bike and we'll cycle up together" Emmett informed her. Help! is all she could say. Two weeks on and still no bike.
Caroline alas Ball of fluff is as bubbley as ever . She started driving lessons 3 weeks ago and loves it. The instructor warned her yesterday to "SLOW THE F... DOWN before you kill us both".
He also informed her he has in all his years of instructing never met anyone who drove like her after just 3 lessons. I am not sure what he meant by that , ball of fluff told us on her return, I must be good at driving I guess. Remind me never to accept a lift from her. Brendan said as Ball of Fluff floated out of the office on a cloud.
Well thats it for now.
Coming soon
Giuseppe builds his dream Pad. 28/06
Emmett moves to lower ground. 29/06
Three little pigs go to the Gym. (date to be confirmed)
Losing my wallet once again. (daily)
Giuseppe & Dog make a deal. (Once a week)
Giuseppe & the job interview. (one off)
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