Emmett moves to underground
Well here it is , Emmett has packed his bags and his entire life's collection and moved it and himself into a small tiny basement without any natural light and very little air and with him still smoking upwards of 20 joints a day the place is like hell on a good night.
You cannot breath or see with the smoke and lack of air. Giuseppe reported to the rest of the Escape crew on his return from helping Emmett move.
I love it, Emmett informed us , away for the world and everyone, sound proof, sun proof, people proof and every other proof. With all his life's collection surrounding him he has very little room to move it the place Giuseppe reported.
Don't be silly Giuseppe I haven't unpacked yet, why give me a few weeks and you will not know the place. Emmett added.
It's a small damp rat infected little dump. Giuseppe butted in.
Not at all , there is not a single rat or mouse in the whole house, Emmett replied.
No they are all married with large families Giuseppe said.
Ha ha , Emmett snickered, very funny. I'll give you Euro 10 for every rat you catch. Emmett informed Giuseppe.
No Way, I hate rats and I am not to found of mice either , That's a job for Brendan or Kenny Boy.
Both on hearing their names mentioned turned around from there computers, what ! What! both saying it at the same time.
Rats are your departments, Giuseppe informed them.
No we only work on our apartments, call a rat man. Brendan said and Kenny boy nodded in agreement
I don't need a rat man or a mouse man , my place is free of all vermin and is staying that way. I am letting nothing or no one in , as I said VERMIN free.
There are a few rat traps in my stores , Kenny boy said.
I don't need any rat traps , Emmett said , slightly raising his voice.
I think you do, Giuseppe said.
Well I think I don't . Emmett said, jumping in to cut Giuseppe off at the pass.
Look all come over to see my place and you can check for them yourselves, Emmett said inviting them with a look of horror on his face and forgetting his NO vermin allowed speech earlier. (short term memory loss).
Mothership breezed into the office and settled down close to her computer, what's going on here? she asked. What are we all talking about? she enquired.
She got four answers all at the same time, lucky for her she can revolve her head 360 degrees and can answer four questions simultaneously. She quickly shut the crew up and got them back to work. Dead or not dead, mice or no mice, rats or no rats everybody works today , now back to work, she fired.
You cannot breath or see with the smoke and lack of air. Giuseppe reported to the rest of the Escape crew on his return from helping Emmett move.
I love it, Emmett informed us , away for the world and everyone, sound proof, sun proof, people proof and every other proof. With all his life's collection surrounding him he has very little room to move it the place Giuseppe reported.
Don't be silly Giuseppe I haven't unpacked yet, why give me a few weeks and you will not know the place. Emmett added.
It's a small damp rat infected little dump. Giuseppe butted in.
Not at all , there is not a single rat or mouse in the whole house, Emmett replied.
No they are all married with large families Giuseppe said.
Ha ha , Emmett snickered, very funny. I'll give you Euro 10 for every rat you catch. Emmett informed Giuseppe.
No Way, I hate rats and I am not to found of mice either , That's a job for Brendan or Kenny Boy.
Both on hearing their names mentioned turned around from there computers, what ! What! both saying it at the same time.
Rats are your departments, Giuseppe informed them.
No we only work on our apartments, call a rat man. Brendan said and Kenny boy nodded in agreement
I don't need a rat man or a mouse man , my place is free of all vermin and is staying that way. I am letting nothing or no one in , as I said VERMIN free.
There are a few rat traps in my stores , Kenny boy said.
I don't need any rat traps , Emmett said , slightly raising his voice.
I think you do, Giuseppe said.
Well I think I don't . Emmett said, jumping in to cut Giuseppe off at the pass.
Look all come over to see my place and you can check for them yourselves, Emmett said inviting them with a look of horror on his face and forgetting his NO vermin allowed speech earlier. (short term memory loss).
Mothership breezed into the office and settled down close to her computer, what's going on here? she asked. What are we all talking about? she enquired.
She got four answers all at the same time, lucky for her she can revolve her head 360 degrees and can answer four questions simultaneously. She quickly shut the crew up and got them back to work. Dead or not dead, mice or no mice, rats or no rats everybody works today , now back to work, she fired.
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