Giuseppe finds Dog
Praise the lord. Giuseppe has found Dog in a BIG way honey or should I say Dog found him. It's all Emmett's fault. Emmett was heading home the other night accross Nieuwmarkt square when all of a sudden out of no where appeared a bunch of bible bashers. They handed him their card and just said "Praise the Lord" all at the same time and then moved on looking for another victim.
Emmett at first thought he was going to be robbed or at least molested in some way but no such look he just received the card. After they moved on Emmett stared at the card. On one side was a large THINK GOD and on the other an invitation to attend their church. Emmett who had just left Giuseppe after a solid hour of non stop Dog talk , everything from Mother Teresa to the guy with the hole in his hands and everything in between. Imidiatelly Emmett thought of Giuseppe who has a real problem as all the masses said in Amsterdam are in Dutch so Giuseppe is really desperate to find an English speaking mass.
Next morning was a life changing morning for Giuseppe on being given the card he quickly went onto their site and next thing Emmett knows he is signed up to attend mass on Tuesday. " Giuseppe I ain't going, I do not do mass or anything else to do with dog almighty. "It's a sign, Giuseppe informed Emmett, "he came down to you last night and gave you this card". "Is that what he looks like" Emmett said. I thought he was only 3 persons , there was about ten of them last night. Giuseppe went back on to the site to study it more.
Giuseppe I am not going , go on your own. Emmett said for the last time.
Ok I will go on my own. Giuseppe said.
Tuesday came and Giuseppe headed off at 7pm for the 8pm show. He returned at around 11pm and was full to the brim with Dog, pouring out of him from everywhere. " I felt him coming down the isles and went throught me". Giueseppe said on bursting into Motherhips apartment without knocking. Emmett and Mothership were enjoying their cup of hot chocolate when he arrived back like a crazy man who had just had a live changing experience.
Giuseppe went on and on for over an hour driving Emmett and Mothership crazy as they both hate anything to do with religion, Dog, the devil and everything else but there was no stopping Giuseppe once he got started.
Emmett agreed to go on Friday just to shut him up. Emmett attending mass. Not since 1979 has Emmett entered a church. Giuseppe never stops until he wins.
Further report after Friday.
Emmett at first thought he was going to be robbed or at least molested in some way but no such look he just received the card. After they moved on Emmett stared at the card. On one side was a large THINK GOD and on the other an invitation to attend their church. Emmett who had just left Giuseppe after a solid hour of non stop Dog talk , everything from Mother Teresa to the guy with the hole in his hands and everything in between. Imidiatelly Emmett thought of Giuseppe who has a real problem as all the masses said in Amsterdam are in Dutch so Giuseppe is really desperate to find an English speaking mass.
Next morning was a life changing morning for Giuseppe on being given the card he quickly went onto their site and next thing Emmett knows he is signed up to attend mass on Tuesday. " Giuseppe I ain't going, I do not do mass or anything else to do with dog almighty. "It's a sign, Giuseppe informed Emmett, "he came down to you last night and gave you this card". "Is that what he looks like" Emmett said. I thought he was only 3 persons , there was about ten of them last night. Giuseppe went back on to the site to study it more.
Giuseppe I am not going , go on your own. Emmett said for the last time.
Ok I will go on my own. Giuseppe said.
Tuesday came and Giuseppe headed off at 7pm for the 8pm show. He returned at around 11pm and was full to the brim with Dog, pouring out of him from everywhere. " I felt him coming down the isles and went throught me". Giueseppe said on bursting into Motherhips apartment without knocking. Emmett and Mothership were enjoying their cup of hot chocolate when he arrived back like a crazy man who had just had a live changing experience.
Giuseppe went on and on for over an hour driving Emmett and Mothership crazy as they both hate anything to do with religion, Dog, the devil and everything else but there was no stopping Giuseppe once he got started.
Emmett agreed to go on Friday just to shut him up. Emmett attending mass. Not since 1979 has Emmett entered a church. Giuseppe never stops until he wins.
Further report after Friday.
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