Monday + Rain = Bad Day
Well it's a good morning for all ducks here in Amsterdam. For everyone else it's a horrible day. Started raining just after the concert finished on Nieuwmarkt last night and has not stopped raining since. Unreal and when I say rain I do not mean a light drizzle I mean a down pour but without stopping. Monsoon type shit.
Today there are 6 apartments to clean and with Mothership away, our Polish cleaner Anna who retired yesterday for to go try her hand in Russia now offically gone its all down to your's truly and Emmett , Dog help us.
Anna popped in just now to sell her bike to Emmett and we all sent her off to Russia with love.
The Romanians RL69 (alais Kruger) & Roxy texted us last night to say they forgot they booked tickets to go to Switzerland at 8am this morning so they cannot come to clean. Brendan texted back explaining the facts of life to both of them so they changed their flight time at a cost of Euro 130 to 8pm tonight. Their flight time is two hours and their return flight is 8am tomorrow morning so they where ever so slightly pissed off. "We are going to have to stay in the Airport at this rate" they sort of complained a little but in Romanian so we could not understand what they were saying. but it sounded like they were putting nasty Romanian curses on us. Hope bits of me don't start falling off.
There is no way just Emmett and myself could clean 6 apartments by 2pm specially while trying to learn two oriental languages.
Got up early and skipped the daily egg making as there were no takers but bought the crossaints anyway as I am like a preprogrammed robot and automatically head for the bakery six days a week weather I like it or not. Sometimes I malfunction and head for the bakery 7 days a week. But it's closed on Sunday's so I come away with nought.
BACK SOON.-- STAYED TUNED
19.51
Back again.
Surrering from pains in my chest, think I might drop dead any moment, Retards like myself do not have a long shelf life, why my mothers entire family on her fathers side all kicked the bucket in there mid 20's - early thirties a large tree fell on them while picknicking in the local park. One of those freak accidents you read about except this one really happened and not to mention my fathers entire family bar 1 cousin died in a large gas explosion , my fathers younger brother was trying to change gas cylinders for his camping stove right in front of an open fire, cylinder got puntured and next thing the house explodes into a million little pieces. The surviving cousin made a living for years afterwards boxing the pieces and selling them as jig saw puzzels.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Office is quiter, Only Myself and Kenny boy present, Brendan gone to rest his toe, Mothership relaxing and Giuseppe is on the way.
20.06
Tick Tock Tick Tock,
Any minute now a dark coloured man will appear in the doorway and it will be Giuseppe. Hevens above. We are all bracing ourselves.
He has been lying on the beach for 20 days and reports to be a dark brown shit sort of colour (Color - USA Readers)
Do you hear the drums Fernando?.
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Today there are 6 apartments to clean and with Mothership away, our Polish cleaner Anna who retired yesterday for to go try her hand in Russia now offically gone its all down to your's truly and Emmett , Dog help us.
Anna popped in just now to sell her bike to Emmett and we all sent her off to Russia with love.
The Romanians RL69 (alais Kruger) & Roxy texted us last night to say they forgot they booked tickets to go to Switzerland at 8am this morning so they cannot come to clean. Brendan texted back explaining the facts of life to both of them so they changed their flight time at a cost of Euro 130 to 8pm tonight. Their flight time is two hours and their return flight is 8am tomorrow morning so they where ever so slightly pissed off. "We are going to have to stay in the Airport at this rate" they sort of complained a little but in Romanian so we could not understand what they were saying. but it sounded like they were putting nasty Romanian curses on us. Hope bits of me don't start falling off.
There is no way just Emmett and myself could clean 6 apartments by 2pm specially while trying to learn two oriental languages.
Got up early and skipped the daily egg making as there were no takers but bought the crossaints anyway as I am like a preprogrammed robot and automatically head for the bakery six days a week weather I like it or not. Sometimes I malfunction and head for the bakery 7 days a week. But it's closed on Sunday's so I come away with nought.
Mothership is due back around 4pm , Giuseppe due back around 7.30pm
At present that's all the news that is the news.
More later after the return of the above --------------------But first a word from our sponsors.
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BACK SOON.-- STAYED TUNED
19.51
Back again.
Surrering from pains in my chest, think I might drop dead any moment, Retards like myself do not have a long shelf life, why my mothers entire family on her fathers side all kicked the bucket in there mid 20's - early thirties a large tree fell on them while picknicking in the local park. One of those freak accidents you read about except this one really happened and not to mention my fathers entire family bar 1 cousin died in a large gas explosion , my fathers younger brother was trying to change gas cylinders for his camping stove right in front of an open fire, cylinder got puntured and next thing the house explodes into a million little pieces. The surviving cousin made a living for years afterwards boxing the pieces and selling them as jig saw puzzels.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Office is quiter, Only Myself and Kenny boy present, Brendan gone to rest his toe, Mothership relaxing and Giuseppe is on the way.
20.06
Tick Tock Tick Tock,
Any minute now a dark coloured man will appear in the doorway and it will be Giuseppe. Hevens above. We are all bracing ourselves.
He has been lying on the beach for 20 days and reports to be a dark brown shit sort of colour (Color - USA Readers)
Do you hear the drums Fernando?.
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